APRIL FOOL: IBN Reporter Wins Award

By Nora Lenderby.

Iraq Business News is pleased to announce that our intrepid reporter John Lee has been honoured with an award from the Goldman-Rothschild Institute for Monetary Efficiency.

Although no formal announcement has been made, we understand that the award relates to the maintenance of monetary stability in Iraq.

At first Mr Lee was reluctant to discuss the award, which was conferred at a private ceremony at the organisation’s underground headquarters deep in the Swiss Alps, but when pressed he said it was given in recognition of his efforts in helping to limit the number of beneficiaries of the recent thousand-fold revaluation of the Iraqi Dinar (IQD).

What people don’t yet know,” he said, “is that the ‘Big RV’, the Global Currency Reset (GCR), has already happened, and the big players have all cashed out. That door is now closed – job done. We’ve turned our billions of dollars into trillions of dollars.

5 Responses to APRIL FOOL: IBN Reporter Wins Award

  1. Barry April 1, 2014 at 8:00 am #

    “That door is now closed – job done. We’ve turned our billions of dollars into trillions of dollars.

    Asked how that could possibly have happened without anyone noticing, Mr Lee just smiled and slowly stroked his white cat. At this point, he went into a long, rambling speech about biblical prophesy, our galactic masters, and the Illuminati, but we eventually brought him back to the main topic. “What about #wearethepeople,” we asked.

    “We don’t care about them,” he laughed, “the truth is that WE are the people who matter.”

    “Mwahahahaaaaa!”, he added, before we were escorted from the premises.”

    Hahahaha! Love it! 😀

  2. Stew April 1, 2014 at 3:51 pm #

    Congrats to Mr Lee.
    It was nice to meet him at the meeting.
    The PTBs awarded me a cash out of $18 per dinar for all my good work discouraging investors with years and years of lop talk on various dinar sites.
    It’s so nice to be part of the establishment.
    #wearethepeoplewhomatter

  3. kev April 1, 2014 at 4:47 pm #

    LOL! These get better and better every year 🙂

  4. Editor April 1, 2014 at 9:17 pm #

    This was, of course, an April Fool.

  5. Hussain April 2, 2014 at 2:02 am #

    haha nice one