APRIL FOOL: Worldwide Celebrations as Iraqi Dinar Revalues 1:1000!

Just as the dinar speculators predicted, Iraq has re-valued its currency 1000-fold, making dollar-millionaires of ordinary folk from Anbar to Arkansas!

The unprecedented 100,000% revaluation was welcomed by businesses all across the world, who saw nothing strange about paying $1,000 today for something that was priced at $1 yesterday. At the stroke of a pen, foreign companies now pay their cleaning staff in Iraq more than they pay board-level directors back at home.

Dozens of 'investors' in America partied the night away, as news of their windfall came through.

Billy Bob, from Alabama, exclaimed: “I knew it would happen, just like the Lord said it would!” When asked why he only invested $1,000 if he knew it would revalue, he declined to comment.

Peggy Sue, of Butte, Montana, said:

Wooo hooo!!! I knew if I just said 'Go RV!' one more time on an internet forum that it would somehow make it all come true – you just have to believe hard enough!

84 Responses to APRIL FOOL: Worldwide Celebrations as Iraqi Dinar Revalues 1:1000!

  1. KUB_AIR 1st April 2012 at 22:52 #

    RELAX people! That article was absolutely hilarious! I laughed my @$$ off the entire day. I've got $$ in the dinar and I say great prank!!

  2. Uruki-the-Iraqi 1st April 2012 at 23:02 #

    April fool day or not… The mighty Iraqi Dinar will be reevaluated (sooner than you think) for the benefit of the Iraqi people (alone)… As to those who are currently buying Iraqi dinars for the hope of making a fortune, they better wake up first and begin the process of locating a NEW money exchange parlor to turn in their “collection” of old Iraqi Dinars and exchange them with the NEW IRAQI DINAR denominations (after removing the three 000) and at that TIME, they will discovery their $1000 investment is STILL worth $1000 or 1000 Iraqi Dinars…

  3. Shananay 1st April 2012 at 23:45 #

    Why is everyone so upset? It is ALWAYS April Fools Day in the Dinar world....the liar gurus make sure of that. So take a chill pill...do you people also need to be told you didn't win Mega Millions too??? WELL YOU DIDN'T!!!! ROFLMAO

  4. Dan 1st April 2012 at 23:50 #


  5. ray 2nd April 2012 at 01:10 #

    Did I miss something ,the gurus said from $1 to $42. A dinar ,every day it revalued or Monday every week from 2009 , how much money did the gurus make out of all us ,we cash in and get our money back now less 10% broker fees wel I gees 10% loss is better than nothing in hope of a dream .
    I gees that applys to the Vietnam dong we all had to buy , strange there the only 2 currencies mentioned to buy as all other 169 world wide were not revalueing to make any money's off there RV?so I'm guessing every other thing on nesara is fake and morningliberty is fake information ,about corruption you know marshal law, trillions stolen , Obama heal plan ,toxic waste sprays , medicines,corruption world wide is fake romors . . ..? The CIA , has had a aprafools day world wide , what corruption ,bankers are good people now ? Government is ok now mmm makes you wonder if it is not on tv then it's not real What do you think ? I just spent 2 million last night , great dream I had ?

  6. Dan 2nd April 2012 at 02:12 #

    Kub_air, you laughed your ass off all day??? Ouch

  7. DredLord 2nd April 2012 at 03:03 #

    I congratulate You on this "refreshing" news, LOL.

    As to the Real FOOLS who have converted the Dinar high-risk speculation game into a religion, where their empty lives revolve around the make rich quick scheme orchestrated by all Dinar sellers, pumpers, gurus, intels, idiots, etc...
    I get a warm feeling when these idiots start a nuclear war against anyone who publishes anything contrary to their beliefs, every minute somebody publishes
    Dinar crap, the congregation with GOD always first! (never mix religion and money) praise the post and the author. Poor Obama, even a paid photo opportunity with one of these clowns is being used as a "credibility" asset in one of these Dinar websites.
    Just to show as the great PT Barnum said "There's a sucker born every minute".

    keep up the good work!

  8. Seetrader1 2nd April 2012 at 04:26 #

    CBI is going to LOP. Go Vinnie!

  9. paul Bearden 2nd April 2012 at 04:34 #

    “Buy on the rumor, sell on the news” is a time-honored investment phrase that is oftentimes more confusing than the wisdom it attempts to impart. The meaning relates primarily to company securities that appreciate in expectation of a big news announcement. Early speculation drives ups the price, such that when the real announcement is made, most investors sell on the news to take their profits, often driving the price down, rather than up. “Pump and Dump” stock frauds also follow a similar scenario, but in this case, criminals benefit and investors lose.
    A similar situation has been building for years, some say as many as eight years, surrounding the potential “revaluation” of the Iraqi Dinar. As the rumor would have it, the Iraqi economy has stabilized, and the potential for enormous foreign currency reserves from increased oil exports will drive the value of the Dinar to unconscious levels versus the U.S Dollar. The government authorities will be forced to revalue the currency from 1,175 to 3 per Dollar, resulting in an outrageous windfall for anyone owning stockpiles of the currency. Does something here sound a little too good to be true?
    In actuality, the Iraqi Dinar, or “IQD”, is a “controlled” currency. The central bank of Iraq determines the exchange rate and must support that rate by maintaining adequate foreign currency reserves to handle capital flows across its borders. The IMF permits countries with a transitional economy to implement currency controls in order to stabilize their economy during its redevelopment phase. Presently, international banks will not accept the Dinar, and it is not traded on any forex exchange. Actual purchases can be made through currency dealers that have been authorized to buy and sell banknotes that are already in circulation.

  10. JBob 2nd April 2012 at 05:43 #

    LOL! Even Iraq Business News is making fun of all you RV'ers!! If that doesn't shed some light on the absurdity of this investment then I don't know what does.

  11. America 2nd April 2012 at 06:37 #

    hahhahahahhah...Congratulation IBN,dealer and they dinar pumper are mad. hahahaha, Dozens of ‘investors’ in America partied the night away, as news of their windfall came through.

  12. william 2nd April 2012 at 06:57 #

    At first perusal i was ready to stand up and kick myself repeatedly in the backside for not having purchased some very inexpensive wall paper a couple years ago.... this was an uplifting writing for the far side of Winter in Alaska..where our heating costs are straining everyone..

  13. Ali Haroon 2nd April 2012 at 09:39 #

    ha ha ha, bye the way all indications point to the progress of the Iraqi economy and improve the Iraqi Dinar coming sooner or later.

  14. 2collect 2nd April 2012 at 14:49 #


  15. Triple xXx 2nd April 2012 at 17:01 #


    I cannot help the empty feeling that this article leaves me with due to the absolute truth of the satire it represents here. I feel like this article is making fun of US investors in someway and makes me feel like we really are the fools here.

  16. Triple xXx 2nd April 2012 at 17:04 #

    JBob says:
    April 2, 2012 at 5:43 am

    LOL! Even Iraq Business News is making fun of all you RV’ers!! If that doesn’t shed some light on the absurdity of this investment then I don’t know what does.


    I agree JBob! Not a good feeling from this.

  17. Carl Ray Marshall 2nd April 2012 at 17:07 #

    DBA Solomon Johnson The Clever Giver told me yesterday "This is the BEST April Fools Prank Ever!"

  18. Sandra 2nd April 2012 at 20:16 #

    There are so many of you who do not have dinar, or do have dinar, but are not interested in the possibility of the investment, or so you say. I have to ask how you know what the Dinar sellers, pumper's, gurus, Intel, etc are saying? None of then call me, text me, e-mail me, snail mail me, telegraph me, or contact me telepathically. The only way I know what they are saying is by going into their web sites and reading it, so on that note one can only assume that you do too, and if you do too, WHY? Why would you take time out of your day, your life that is obviously so full, and over flowing, and apparently so abundantly rich that you have no interest in making it fuller, or richer. Why? Could be your just a busybody, or maybe it's because you have invested, but don't want any one to know for fear that you might be criticized, or maybe it's just because your the one with the truly empty lives, as it appears that you have nothing better to do then to stick you nose into their business. So, get a life, get a religion, get something, but get out of their business.
    They don't go to your web site, you go to their's, hummmm, now why would someone with such a rich full life do that?

  19. bob 3rd April 2012 at 04:10 #

    Maybe this will shed some light to the idiot "Go Rv, we are going to be millionaire's" type of people, even a somewhat credible news source is mocking you.

  20. Barry 3rd April 2012 at 08:48 #

    "Billy Bob, from Alabama, exclaimed: “I knew it would happen, just like the Lord said it would!”"

    Epic line! Good one IBN. I'm sorry, but this is just TOO funny! LOL! 😉

  21. Not Gull E Bull 3rd April 2012 at 10:19 #

    Paul Bearden ...

    NICE COPY of an actual article posted on an online news media site! Did you really think people would read your words and think they were YOUR words and yours alone?

    LOL Happy Hunting!

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  23. Sandra 5th April 2012 at 23:18 #

    Go RV!

  24. Brandon 6th April 2012 at 01:22 #

    I was about to run through the house celebrating.....but then I read the Heading 🙁

  25. Jameso 8th April 2012 at 07:38 #

    I laugh at the thought that the dinar will RV. It won't. So if you have some, its best to use the Dinar as cigarette rollup paper. Use it to roll up a fatty and get high!!!!!

  26. Bennett 21st April 2012 at 11:00 #

    You know, I dony really give a crap what some of you dumba$$es say about us investing ing the dinar! Im gonna laugh when it does rv and makes us some money, who knows what its rate will be but I do know we've all invested in somthing that will happen eventually, it may be years from now, but, when some people throw away thousands of dollars at casinos wasting that money we atleast spent a lil money on somthing that will make us money or even our kids money, so when it does hit, all you people laughing and making fun of us go rvers can sit and wish you invested a lil bit of money and go waste your money at casinos! i dont care if it makes me rich or not i invested barely $200 on somthing that may help me finacially in my future! So you all can kiss my sweet a$$ WHEN I SAY I TOLD YOU SO!

  27. lz 28th April 2012 at 19:18 #

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  28. Triple xXx 28th April 2012 at 19:24 #

    OK, the Dinar "will never revalue" hahahaha!!!

    BUT.......What IF it does???????????

  29. Lee 26th May 2012 at 21:37 #

    These fools that think the dinar is gonna make em rich are truly fools!

  30. John 21st June 2012 at 18:32 #

    This is the way I look at it, if it LOP's and they raise the exchange rate to 3 dollars to 1 Dinar, you will have tripled your money. That is fine with me. I am not sure these people are fools for having hope, however if they need to, they will just loose the spread on what they bought.

  31. jose 7th July 2012 at 18:11 #

    When its the day the dinar its going to have value,my guess its in 2015

  32. LZ 8th July 2012 at 19:00 #

    According to Oakie Oil Man... Next Tuesday

  33. Tom 8th July 2012 at 19:17 #

    Next Tuesday of WHAT YEAR.....2012 - 2014 - 2015
    Who knows for sure?????

  34. v v v v 2nd April 2013 at 08:06 #

    It will rv for all you retards on here that dont believe
    It do your research before you open your ignorant mouth


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