Asked how that could possibly have happened without anyone noticing, Mr Lee just smiled and slowly stroked his white cat.
“Of course, there was no way we could allow the man in the street to convert his thousands into millions; there's no knowing what he'd do with it. That would have created instability in the system.
“So for the sake of the global financial markets this whole project had to be kept quiet. You're not recording this, are you?”
At this point, he went into a long, rambling speech about biblical prophesy, our galactic masters, and the Illuminati, but we eventually brought him back to the main topic. “What about #wearethepeople,” we asked.
“We don't care about them,” he laughed, “the truth is that WE are the people who matter.”
“Mwahahahaaaaa!”, he added, before we were escorted from the premises.
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