APRIL FOOL: IBN Reporter Wins Award

Asked how that could possibly have happened without anyone noticing, Mr Lee just smiled and slowly stroked his white cat.

He added:

“Of course, there was no way we could allow the man in the street to convert his thousands into millions; there's no knowing what he'd do with it. That would have created instability in the system.

So for the sake of the global financial markets this whole project had to be kept quiet. You're not recording this, are you?”

At this point, he went into a long, rambling speech about biblical prophesy, our galactic masters, and the Illuminati, but we eventually brought him back to the main topic. “What about #wearethepeople,” we asked.

We don't care about them,” he laughed, “the truth is that WE are the people who matter.

Mwahahahaaaaa!”, he added, before we were escorted from the premises.

(Award image via Shutterstock)

5 Responses to APRIL FOOL: IBN Reporter Wins Award

  1. Barry 1st April 2014 at 08:00 #

    "That door is now closed – job done. We’ve turned our billions of dollars into trillions of dollars.

    Asked how that could possibly have happened without anyone noticing, Mr Lee just smiled and slowly stroked his white cat. At this point, he went into a long, rambling speech about biblical prophesy, our galactic masters, and the Illuminati, but we eventually brought him back to the main topic. “What about #wearethepeople,” we asked.

    “We don’t care about them,” he laughed, “the truth is that WE are the people who matter.”

    “Mwahahahaaaaa!”, he added, before we were escorted from the premises.”

    Hahahaha! Love it! 😀

  2. Stew 1st April 2014 at 15:51 #

    Congrats to Mr Lee.
    It was nice to meet him at the meeting.
    The PTBs awarded me a cash out of $18 per dinar for all my good work discouraging investors with years and years of lop talk on various dinar sites.
    It's so nice to be part of the establishment.
    #wearethepeoplewhomatter

  3. kev 1st April 2014 at 16:47 #

    LOL! These get better and better every year 🙂

  4. Editor 1st April 2014 at 21:17 #

    This was, of course, an April Fool.

  5. Hussain 2nd April 2014 at 02:02 #

    haha nice one